I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.
Jemima bought over $100 of lingerie and showed the shop lady her nipples
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
If your BFF is going through a rough break-up with a guy you always thought was a douchebag, ask her to therapeutically type out a list of all the reasons why he sucks. The results will be awesome.
$330+ for a single days work, bless jesus penalty rates