my holographic princess cup that makes Bella look like a mutant @ jems for pres
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
jemima has 0 mercy on abe when we play, except a little mercy maybe .2 on me because im always last :,(((
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me thinkin bout icecream and being done with exams
The Rubens – I'll Surely Die (39 plays)
uni fuel
I bite the skin off my lip
fucking decided to cave and try yogurt land, but will it be on par with moo culture???
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